Exhibit A — Forbidden
It clearly says do not press.
Exhibit B — Existential
Does absolutely nothing.
Exhibit C — Vertigo
Why would you want the page to spin
Exhibit D — Physics
Turns the whole page upside down.
Exhibit E — Mitosis
Every click creates a clone.
Exhibit F — Breaking
Triggers a breaking news alert.
Exhibit G — Mirror
Makes everything backwards
Exhibit H — Void
Click anywhere to return.
Exhibit I — Time
Ages in real time. Riveting.
Exhibit J — Truth
Spoiler: no.
Exhibit K — Pixel
Makes the page look like a Game Boy.
Exhibit L — Babel
Replaces words with gibberish.
Exhibit M — Speedrun
How fast can you click this?
Exhibit N — Scale
Scales everything up. Then more.
Exhibit O — Confessions
Each button has feelings.
Exhibit P — The Counter
Current: 0. Only ∞ to go.